| A few
clowns short of a circus |
A few
fries short of a Happy meal |
| An experiment
in Artificial Stupidity |
A few
beer short of a six-pack |
| Dumber
than a box of hair |
A few
peas short of a casserole |
| Doesn't
have all his cornflakes in one box |
The
wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead |
| One
Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl |
One
taco short of a combo platter |
| A few
feathers short of a whole duck |
All
foam, no beer |
| The
cheese slid off his cracker |
Body
by Fisher, brains by Mattel |
| Warning:
objects in mirror are dumber than they appear |
Couldn't
pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
| Fell
out of the stupid tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down
|
An intellect
rivaled only by garden tools |
| As smart
as bait |
Elevator
doesn't go all the way to the top |
| Her
sewing machine is out of thread |
If s/he
had another brain, it would be lonely |
| No grain
in the silo |
Skylight
leaks a little |
| Surfing
in Nebraska |
Too
much yardage between the goalposts |
| Slinky's
kinked |
Receiver
is off the hook |
| Doesn't
have all his/her dogs on one leash |
His
antenna doesn't pick up all the channels |
